Hilariously Cute Avocado Sayings, Puns and Jokes

The best avocado quotes, sayings, and puns, tweets for all our fellow avocado lovers. If you have nothing but love for your avocados, be sure to check out our apparel and accessories collection below. For a limited time, use code AVO10 for 10% OFF your first order!

What do you call two male avocados who hang out and drink together?

Avocabros.


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Was your guacamole salad good?

Yes, it was avocado this world.


Are avocados good for your heart?

Yes, they make for great avo-cardio.



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How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?

Um, avo-cuatro?


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Why do avocados often get depressed?

Because they feel pit-iful.



What did the waitress say to the customer who wanted free guacamole?

“You can kiss my Hass.“


What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it?

Holy guacamole.


What do you say to an avocado who’s done a good job?

“Bravocado!”


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I KNOW GUAC IS EXTRA, BUT SO I AM


What did the guy at the party say when he realized there was nothing left to dip his tortilla chip in?

“I’ve hit guac bottom.”


What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole?

“You are all I avo wanted.”

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